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meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper
HELP ME! I got a meat fly!
by willie989 January 27, 2010
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the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.
The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.
by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011
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fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
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Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
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fly asf

very swag
the author of this definition is fly asf!
by aysena_sexyshawty03 February 21, 2021
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flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"
the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."
by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009
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Flying Pigeon

The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!
WTF bro? Dirty Sanchez's are so lame, give her a Flying Pigeon!
by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017
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