The person you hang out with frequently during the pandemic. If either one of you gets covid, the other one will definitely get it as well.
Person 1: 'Wanna share a cigarette?'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
Person 2: 'No way man, that's not Corona-proof at all!'
Person 1: 'Whatever, you're my covid-bitch anyway.'
Person 2: 'And you're mine.'
by TraumaTranny October 24, 2020
Get the Covid-bitchmug. The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.
by jimmybomm July 31, 2020
Get the covid earmug. Any person in the world that fights against the covid 19 virus. Can either be a person that has the covid virus and is fighting to get better from it's effects or a medical professional that fights to keep people alive that have the covid 19 virus.
My brother Jimmy is a covid avenger. He is a paramedic that helps people get medical treatment that have the covid 19 virus. He's a covid hero also and has saved countless lives.
by JoeyBomm January 27, 2022
Get the covid avengermug. Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.
Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020
Get the covid maskermug. When someone at work wants some time off and fakes symptoms of COVID (temp, cough, congestion) in order to get extended days off. Usually done around holidays or other days off. Remarkably when they person tests negative and has to return to work they have symptoms for the first hour of work; then forget to fake it later and sound perfectly fine later in the shift.
by Nature nerd January 5, 2021
Get the COVID vacamug. This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.
They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.
They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.
We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.
My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.
My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.
This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
by Va-Chiier-Caliss April 6, 2020
Get the Covid-Warriormug. When traces of the coronavirus has been found on the packaging of imported squid, which prompted the authorities to alert anyone who has bought it to get themselves tested.
Although there is no evidence of the virus being spread by food or packaging, however, authorities in China are taking no chances with Covid-🦑 when they encourage everyone who has bought or eaten imported squid to go for a Covid test.
by Fasters September 21, 2020
Get the Covid-🦑mug.