Cleveland steamer

Cleveland steamer

Sally gave Steven a Cleveland steamer

by anonymous May 13, 2022

cleveland encore

The act of shitting in ones own hands and proceeding to applause

Steve: Did you see Sharknado?
Kyle: I'd rather do a Cleveland Encore

by TheMoose25 October 8, 2019

cleveland air freshener

when you drop a cleveland steamer (a fat shit) in the top of the hand dryer. this leaves for a nice surprise once an innocent passerby decides to press the button and dry their hands.

Their weren't any towels left, so I tried to use the hand dryer and got hit with the cleveland air freshener!

by elizdalager November 19, 2020

Cleveland Latte

This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!

“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”

by FireLG75 May 12, 2022

Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.

Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?

by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013

Grover Clevelanding

When you have sex with a person, wait four years, then have sex with them again. Named after Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th US president, who was president twice with a four year gap between each of his terms.

Man, do you remember Amanda from a few years ago? I am Grover Clevelanding her tonight.

by captainw69 September 27, 2018

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024