brain chain

The brain chain is a linear sequence of human intelligence levels. At the top of the classic brain chain we have our Einsteins. At the middle there are moderately intelligent people. At the bottom, there are ordinary people. The top of the brain chain consumes the middle, the middle consumes the morons, similar to the process of the food chain.

"Toby thinks Japan is in Europe. He truly is on the bottom of the brain chain."

by dorifuto April 26, 2014

Brain-sane

The action of pulling the foreskin of the penis back so the bellend is visible

He just did the brain-sane!

by Jackson Sullivan October 11, 2023

brain drooler

There brains are in microwaves that heat and burn there cells as they stupidly drool on there PC. It is similar meaning to peanut brain.

Person 1: What in the frick is are you doing? Why are you chewing your cook book?! Are you being a brain drooler or what?!

Person 2: Huuuhh? *continues chewing*

by DinoREX3492 October 25, 2022

brain-ninja'd

(verb) to mess with a member of the opposite sex's head, usually by women. Originates from the comedy routine of comedian Dane Cook.

"Peter needed to talk after Maria brain-ninja'd him."

by strongbadia7 December 9, 2007

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019