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Beta

A guy who doesn’t love Emily Du because she toots too much
Billy was tired of her vicious toots and couldn’t deal with it anymore so in order to end this vicious stinky farting spree he had to put the relationship to an end. In the end, he felt happy but at what cost? He is now a beta
by TootsieEmz October 23, 2023
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beta

omg lejga ziga vodopivec, on je taki beta.
by smihelski pajdas May 4, 2022
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beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.
Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)
by PineappleTree April 13, 2014
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Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.
Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard
by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025
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beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.
Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
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Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.
I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.
by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024
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Beta Male Smile

To form one's features into a submissive, “nice guy”, or harmless expression, typically with the mouth open and the front teeth exposed.
Look at Kyle’s new Instagram post, total beta male smile.
by Messy Jurphe September 4, 2023
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