Meat Bus

A thick penis.

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.

by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021

crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 26, 2015

Bus Nazi

That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.

Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?

John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi

Adam: The what?

John: THE BUS NAZI!

by TheNicknameClub February 24, 2017

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.

Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*

by I4N March 1, 2014

knuckle bus

The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.

Hey Bill, could you take the knuckle bus to Advanaced Auto Parts to get some brake pads?

by Herbie the Elf who doesn't like to make toys. June 10, 2008