Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart

by nvaorhn May 3, 2023

Gi-tarted

When giloh is high as shit and freestyles are godly

Shit he’s fucking Gi-tarted rn

by Q-lord April 19, 2022

Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.

My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds

by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

A pop tart

Another word for a person who has a mental illness or is..just special.

He’s is not retarded, he is a pop tart.

by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025