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Penguin Tart

The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"

Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"

*swishing of the nipple tassles*

.....HENCE SEX.......

Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
by Ivana Trump August 27, 2007
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Ass tart

An annoyingly unreliable counterpart.
by sunwriter March 6, 2022
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tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.
She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.
by hackneydiv September 24, 2024
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Fire tart

She’s a proper fire tart
by d4nn189 June 8, 2025
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Tart

The much more scoially acceptable version of 'retard'.
by JoeXXL November 28, 2019
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Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.
Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!
by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017
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