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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Totally balls

crazy, usually in a positive way. used like "wow that was insane!" after someone does a cool skateboard trick.
Athena: wow dude that movie was totally balls
Ren: what the fuck are you talking about???
Athena: totally balls??? its like "awesome"
Ren: oh cool thats totally balls
by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024
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Total Baddie

Having copious amounts of collagen.
Wow she’s a total baddie
by Urmom738728626 September 28, 2022
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 22, 2023
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total._.poser02

Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !
by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022
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Totally Daddy

Totally Daddy is an expression or exclamation made as a synonym for good or awesome. Totally daddy is used for something being super good, daddy is used for something being good, and un-daddy is used for something being bad or awful. JY
“Hey! I just did a backflip!”

“That is totally daddy!

I just lost my credit card.”
“That is so un-daddy”
by Yes_. March 11, 2024
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A total smoke

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke
by kosibee03 July 3, 2020
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