shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.

Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?

by Miss Canuck January 05, 2011

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner April 27, 2011

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry

Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.

by Yeobright March 24, 2011

Closet Fuck

When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.

So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!

by dodddy July 27, 2014

Closet Faggot

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!

They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.

by Ragnar Funnies September 06, 2018

closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.

"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)

by Myles McOmp March 28, 2004

closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

by elliebaby2002 November 23, 2017