An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
Get the swamp asshat mug.The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.
Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017
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1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020
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Get the Swamp monster mug.Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.
Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."
Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013
Get the Swamp Drink mug.A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022
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Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs
Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs
Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.
Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!
by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018
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