stoner

1. Slang for a pot smoker, someone who smokes marijuana or cannabis.
2. Someone who stones people to death for a living.

1.

Guy 1: Everyone always calls me a stoner, I've only smoked pot once.
Guy 2: Yeah, if by once you mean one hundred times.
2.
Condemned Criminal: Well yes I cheated on my wife but what is my punishment?
Official: You will be stoned.
Stoner: Come with me, I brought my favorite rocks.

by kaylaxxx July 30, 2013

Stoner dreams

The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.

Example of stoner dreams:

Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"

20 Years Later...
no movie

by El Dude Brother October 18, 2013

stoner roulette

A situation while smoking a bowl when the bowl is almost kicked and people hesitantly take rips, until someone gets the scooby snacks.

The loser of stoner roulette often asks themselves, "Was that last rip worth it?"

by DaSchit January 13, 2014

Stoner Survival Kit

(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up

"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."

by Mydickistherealbiglebowski March 5, 2014

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

Sloperation

A sloppy operation.

This whole process is out of wack; it's a sloperation!

by PortManTeau February 5, 2015

stoner bro

A homie/bro who gets stoned with you

Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight

by Scotty420 May 21, 2014