The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!
Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.
by Dean Malone March 26, 2009
Get the Stealth Whale mug."stealing a soul" refers to anal sex. soul stealing works on the sort of the same principle of QB sacks in football. if a man burpees another persons chocolate starfish he has then "stolen their soul", however, if multiple men invaded the same browneye over time that soul is then divided up between the soul thiefs.
for example, say i have dicked down 14 broads in the poop chute that had never be analized prior to me, i own 14 afterlives, but if Leroy the homeboy comes along and colon-izes 1 of them later on down the road i have then lost .5 and i am down to 13.5 souls... (the rule only applies to knowledge gained, if you are never truly informed you can still claim total ownage, "dont ask dont tell") if you buttbang a skank ass ho, chances are your not getting a whole soul, this is why it pays off better to chase ass virgins as it keeps your numbers high. however, once the rectal rooting is completed out it is advisable to never contact said hoe again as to do so risks possible soul division...avoid at all costs!
this is also the reason black people are refered to as being full of soul, as they love anal sex.
for example, say i have dicked down 14 broads in the poop chute that had never be analized prior to me, i own 14 afterlives, but if Leroy the homeboy comes along and colon-izes 1 of them later on down the road i have then lost .5 and i am down to 13.5 souls... (the rule only applies to knowledge gained, if you are never truly informed you can still claim total ownage, "dont ask dont tell") if you buttbang a skank ass ho, chances are your not getting a whole soul, this is why it pays off better to chase ass virgins as it keeps your numbers high. however, once the rectal rooting is completed out it is advisable to never contact said hoe again as to do so risks possible soul division...avoid at all costs!
this is also the reason black people are refered to as being full of soul, as they love anal sex.
dude i banged out this fine ass biatch last night and when i saw the chance to steal a soul, i took it.
by mojo5326 August 25, 2010
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Get the Sheila Marie mug.1)To change possession of an item or idea usually causing internal struggle while redefining one's moral limits.
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by Ebot March 21, 2003
Get the steal mug.Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.
Sorry bro, I don't have the rent money, I just had to pay $1300 to get my ride fixed. Next time I won't take it to the fucking stealership!
by ScottyG October 6, 2005
Get the stealership mug.A "sip stealer" is one who after filling his cup at the self help soda fountain. Looks to see if anyone is watching then quickly gulps his drink to make room for more and quickly pumps more soda into his cup.
J.D.was seen standing close to the drink dispenser filling his cup then gulping it down quickly and slyly putting his cup back under the dispenser again as if he was getting it for the first time.What a "Sip Stealer"!
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