stealthy vagina

That sneaky pussy. That poonah.

" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"

by Svgesage December 29, 2017

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

Stealth Pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

stealthee

A pee that is so quiet and/or so fast that no one around you would knew that you were peeing.

Man, I just took a stealthee in the bathroom. No one even knew I was there.

by PrettyFlyForAGringo October 28, 2018