Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.
by Kalollypop. July 14, 2008
1.An extremely idotic open person who dedicated their life to humiliate themselves to see who would vote for them.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
2.A Squirrel with a cape flying through the air trying to save the planet's nuts from going into extinction.
With a green cape tied around his neck with jeans and a yellow t-shirt, the Super Squirrel shouted these word while jumping onto a cafateria table "SUPER SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT!!! VOTE FOR ME!!!"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
"Look mommy Super Squirrel saved daddy's nuts from your vicegrip"
by lovemaster13 January 05, 2009
A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.
by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018
A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
by Social Observer 2.0 April 03, 2016
Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
by Rusty69 April 11, 2007
When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!
"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"
by T,J, May 10, 2007
Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.
by inviolet July 29, 2011