squid

A spandex-covered recreational cyclist. Possibly a cross-over from motor-cyclists.
However, in cyclist terminology, this is a recreational cyclist generally wearing lots of spandex, lycra, or just all-around racing gear as well as a multi-thousand dollar bike. Most often middle-aged. Generally they are happy logging only a few hundred miles per year on said bike. They are generally OVERLY defensive cyclists and chastise younger cyclists who choose more aggressive traffic behaviors to remain safe such as retaining road space in order to not be pushed off the road by motorists.

Wow, this cycling event has so much spandex it's like a squid orgy!

by Jestercard May 26, 2006

squibble

A name for someone who is squibblish in nature.

Cf. silly, crazy, funny

"You silly squibble, I luvz u."

by Dan Boyle January 19, 2008

Squid Eye

A custom move inspired by the movie "Waiting." Squid Eye is another form of penis manipulation where the user wraps his penis around one of his testicles thereby creating the illusion of a large eye. If the user gets someone else to look at the Squid Eye, he gets to forcefully kick the one who looked.

Squid Eye is most affective if prepared in advance, I.E. getting someone to walk in on it, or having them view in passing

by Master Squid December 22, 2010

Squap-J

A term used to describe one who masterbates while slapping their dick

Wig squap-J'd himself thinking about teej.

by MaseWigTeejJrobBob November 2, 2008

squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

squib

an explanation for any amount of time you so choose. it could be five minutes , it could be five years, it don't matter. and you know if you use it right because it FEELS right.

wrong: I'm going to the store for a squib.

right: I'm going to the store, I'll be back in a squib.

wrong: Squib.

right: Squib squib squib.

by Jennifer Worm for Chad Hagen September 6, 2007

squid

A term used for a male penis that has a foreskin, due to its resemblance to the squid creature.

I have a big cheesy squid.

by snibbles April 17, 2011