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dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 2, 2024
mugGet the dick squeezemug.

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squirting lemon juice into ones vagina, causing immense discomfort and burning while having sex.
"Yo bro I lemon squeezed my girl last night, she was screaming and itching all night"
"Sweet dog, me next?"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
mugGet the Lemon Squeezemug.

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017
mugGet the cheese and squeezemug.

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.
by JugChugger December 14, 2019
mugGet the Cheese Squeezemug.

teste squeeze

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged
by pissballs94 June 11, 2009
mugGet the teste squeezemug.

Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏
Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his
by appleeeegirlll July 13, 2024
mugGet the Squeezing the strawmug.

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