Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

slurmp

A hot nasty pussy, usually Latina

I got some slurmp from that Latina girl last night.

by Brumblesteen January 24, 2017

splurge

To get bursted on by another person.

I just got splurged on!

by hizu June 24, 2007

splurn

In which an excited person happily runs around (usually in circles) while waving hands over their head.

Are you going to scream when that rare mount drops in WoW?

No, but I'll probably splurn.

by driss's other friend October 21, 2010

Slurp Cup

Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!

Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.

by dafash November 18, 2010

slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle May 24, 2018

slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021