Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

Splatoon

Call of Duty for adults.

Splatoon is like team fortress 2 exept in the third person and the players are 10% less autistic

by HurriCrane November 9, 2023

Splatoon fanbase

actually mature unlike call of duty fanbase
"Splatoon: intended for younger audience played by older audience

Call of Duty: intended for older audience has younger audience" that was a comment or all I could remember from a comment that was made in 2018/19 in all serious splatoon fans are cool people

ME:im apart of the Splatoon fanbase
KID:fuck you splatoon sucks
ME:PULLS OUT N ZAP 85 AND SHOOTS

by TakoTheMemer November 12, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

spaptap

A silly name for the main antagonist of FNAF 3

Bro I just died again to spaptap!

by Market Player November 12, 2023

Splatoon Haters

the most insecure evil uonoringal little bitches
they call splatoon fans simps
fuck them
they re usually 1-7 years old and spam racial slurs every five seconds either that or they are a 21-40 year old Discord Mod with no life that dropped out of Kindergarten

FUCK SPLATOON HATERS

by TakoTheMemer November 14, 2023