Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

by Russell86 January 18, 2008

Pink Sock

When your ass, comes out of your ass.

Stop taking pictures, and take me to the hospital, you gave me a pink sock, you mother fucker!!!!

by Lauriston April 29, 2009

Dog Sock

The foreskin of a K-9.

Look at how saggy that dogs (dog sock) is.

by CromwellsWorld June 14, 2011

Sock It To Me

A term originating from the works of Jimmy Castor and the Jimmy Castor Bunch, a black funk artist/group from the 1960s/1970s; More Speciffically, the song "Troglodyte (Cave Man)." In this song, the term is used sexually.

"she got up. She was a BIG woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. One of the butt sisters. he didn't care. He looked up. he said 'SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME.' She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said 'I'll sock it to you daddy!'"

by The all godly thundercunt August 1, 2014

Bro Socks

When your wearing high socks with vans or other shoes. The most popular bro socks are Vans(Black), Nike(Black).

Dude, your bro socks look sick. Lol.

by theamazingpinoy November 16, 2010

sock sandwich

A sock sandwich is made when a man ejaculates into one or both socks.

I couldn't pick up any meat at the bar last night so I had to make myself a sock sandwich.

by The Sock Maniac March 1, 2009

wank sock

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob

by evil bob August 30, 2006