Hypixel Skyblock

A game where you are either gay or homophobic.

"Hypixel skyblock is a flawless game with no dupes bugs or glitches" (no one ever)

by Ezhedeh June 24, 2024

Hypixel Skyblock

A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade

"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."

by KingCreeper85 January 21, 2025

strimmeni skýla

a twisted bitch, used by greeks and cypriots

‘είναι μια Στριμμένη σκύλα’ - eínai mia strimmeni skýla

by the best wig ever March 14, 2025

national kiss skylar day

nationial kiss skylar is every odd day. on the even days its national kiss cassidy day.

its october 3rd... its national kiss skylar day

by spencerisdumb October 3, 2020

Ella and skylar

The pretty best friends. Blonde bhaddies. Everyone loves them and wants to be them. Everyone is scared of them because they are so cool and they are the most popular girls in schools

“Wow look at Ella and skylar I wish I was like them “

by Boooooopboooooooo March 9, 2021

Hop on skyblock

Gay sex on only 1 floor tile using pigskin condoms that have to be pulled out and shoved in someone’s anal hole. It also includes lube created out of mystical mushroom soup. The amalgamation of human feces into a 1 meter cube then the block is shoved up a pigs asshole

Ben: Hop on skyblock?
Tate: i thought you’d never ask
Ben: I gotta block and a pig let’s go

by cachigga laqueen May 6, 2022

Jesper and Skylar

A faggot's storyline of 2 men which would never happen to said faggot, something that would not happen in said writer's lifetime simply because he is a disgusting waste of space and a pseudo-women who should not be allowed to breed in the same galaxy as other living things. It features 22 chapters of complete sexual fantasies that is sure to engage the reader.

Have you read Jesper and Skylar yet?
No why would I waste my time giving credit to the author.

by womenslayer August 21, 2022