shallow

1. A person who goes out with another person strictly because of their looks. Its great and ugly people should die and burn. Im hott so i dont have to worry about ugly chicks. Ugly chicks can suck my dick and then die.

2. what i am

guy 1:DUDE SHES SOO HOTT! I'd date her in a heartbeat.

guy 2: Hell yea me 2!

Fugly girl: You guys are so shallow :'(

guy 1&2: Suck my dick!

by I am so shallow! May 14, 2005

Shallow and Pedantic

Terms used to take away from the fact that a person is suffering from severe suicidal thoughts

Shaniqua: This shit is straight shallow and pedantic homie
Peter: PERHAPS

by I’m_Fucked_Up May 18, 2019

Shalls

When a man has a loose pair of testicles that resemble a long dick (skinny and droopy)

Yo does Ayden have Challs or Shalls?

by angler48 September 16, 2019

Turtle shell

When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell

Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*

by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017

we shall see

definition: its not going to happen

person 1: will you go to the dance with me?
person 2: we shall see.

by tolerancebae November 11, 2021

Shallow Water

When three or more men have are having an orgy, then one of them are on the verge of pissing them self's, so they eventually end up pissing in the other person's mouth or anus.

Person 1: Awwww, that's disgusting!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Someone just texted me and said that they caught them having an orgy, and one of them Shallow Watered one of them.
Person 2: What the hell? Who would.....awww man that's raunchy!
Person 1: I know right?!

by RaginCajun481 June 18, 2012

Shell

Gorgeous boyfriend. Usually very level headed. Until some crazy girl comes and rubs him up the wrong way. Many traits of a typical James, also, such as amazing eyes and well hung.

The best friend you could ask for and if you manage to catch him as your boyfriend he is a butterfly you should never let go. Keep him. Love him. Worship him. And in return he will treat you like a princess.

that shell, wish he was mine

by MissHa September 22, 2010