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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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bushy shrimp

extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
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Shrimp kiss

Kissing a person after tonguing a taint that has recently visited the ocean air.
Went on spring break with Alice and she gave me the shrimp kiss.
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shrimp dipping

When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in
Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!
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shrimp

a little dick that 500k posted getting him banned for 1 season.
500k: dick pic
conductor: you got a shrimp dick
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Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
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