shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

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shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw

Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

shrimping

When you stick a shrimp in the urethra of your penis.

Oh man shrimping makes me spurt white milky gobs.

by ilovetogoshrimping April 12, 2024

popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.

1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.

by Chewsie June 26, 2017

shrimping

To suck out the sperm using a straw form the partners butthole, after ejaculationg into it during anal sex. Then, the semen get transfered into the partners mouth either by dripping of oral kissing.

They were shrimping when someone entered the room.

by Lockee April 23, 2025