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speed metal

rippingly rapid riffs, mach 9 beats, and a tendency toward thrashing throttle vocals
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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speed of light

MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.
by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017
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filipino speed stick

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010
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Speed Trap

When multiple cars are driving in front of you at nearly the same speed, stopping you from passing and forcing you to go as slow as them.
Sorry I'm late man, I got stuck in a Speed Trap.
by Dr. Whitmire June 8, 2011
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speeder

Yo you with your white speeders and your white features.
by BHM1250 August 9, 2009
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speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 9, 2006
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speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010
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