shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

hetero shark

A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.

Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!

by lashannon February 12, 2008

baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.

"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"

by Lokear July 12, 2019

chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.

No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.

by bigskilet July 7, 2010

loan shark

The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.

I just got my knees broken by these guys sent by a loan shark.

by Bennett July 18, 2004

Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.

"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.

by FuckingPiecesofLivingShits! December 24, 2020

shark attack

it's like getting caught off guard by a bus with teeth

"there was a shark attack at the beach last week"

by oerotoast August 17, 2018