Seven

Seven is only the greatest number in the alphabet of numbers. It is used in everything we do. But, little do you know, seven is neither even or odd. The absolute mass of seven is 18 therefore it can’t be even or odd. Seven is also the answer to many of the greatest problems we face today.

How do you feel today?

Seven

What are we going to use as a new meme?
Seven

by penischafer96024 August 12, 2019

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

Seven second warrior

A term used to describe a guy who doesn't last long in bed

Girl A: So I slept with Joe last night
Girl B: OMG how was he?
Girl A: He be a seven second warrior

by Hentacle January 9, 2020

seven

a number

y lucky number is seven

by negativeperson January 9, 2020

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020

Seven

For some reason it's everyone's favorite number... and no one knows why

Someone: my favorite number is sev-
Me: NO IT'S NOT
Them: ...uh yes it-
Me: NO. IT'S NOT SEVEN AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT

by MidnightJessii March 3, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020