Sexvertize

To advertise one's self through sex.

Have you seen that new P-Diddy commercial? Its not only an excuse to make money, but and excuse for him to sexvertize himself!

by Madeline Rose October 22, 2007

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

severe

god edits

those are severe.

by cookiemonster32 May 21, 2020

Rare americans discord server

One of the most horrific discord servers on earth, with levels of horniness never achieved before its creation

Rare americans discord server is cringe af

by Mugioso August 10, 2021

Wife: Minehut server

A fucking server that canonically has a pig that moves around and controls the border.
It is also considered the pit of ball sack jokes and “your mom” roasts.
It was owned by sky block until he dipped like my dad.
It is also the place where main players spend their time off instead of doing something useful.

“I lost a gset in the infamous server wife: minehut serverand my mother :sob:”
“L + ratio + fucked your dead mother”

by Cocksbtw March 18, 2022