screw

if your fucking someone or something that holds another thing together
a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat
by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018
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Screw

by Libbitt July 30, 2019
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Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
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Screw

Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.
Screw you.
Yeah, I screwed her.
This is one hell of a mind screw.
by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016
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Screw-ged

When the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present & Future DON'T visit your employer and turn him into a kind caring and generous human being.
When yet another year goes by without bonuses, raises, incentives, a Chrismas party for the employees, or even a modicum of recognition, appreciation, or achievement for a job well done, while the boss drives home in his brand new BMW or custom Silverado to his brand new house that your work has paid for - you have been SCREW-GED!
by screw-ged again December 28, 2011
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Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
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screw

To have fun with friends! (Keep the condom on my friend)
I wanna SCREW myself
by Poopy Butt Finger December 11, 2019
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