schlongified

The transformative process of something being turned into a schlong.

His schlongified wings did not get big and hard enough.

Schnagmus the Schniggle has schlongified wings.

by Schnagmus Schniglet June 24, 2024

Schlong

A penis over 10"

You have a beautiful schlong

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

schlango

yankin my schlango

I wouldn’t yank your schlango for a million gruples

by Jan Spurlin February 14, 2025

schingleboowop

Something that is a gunle

have you ever had a schingleboowop?

by jimohyballs February 18, 2025

Schlongster

Schlongster is an extension of the word schlong. Schlongster is a word used to describe someone, who excessively uses their 'schlong'. This word is also to be used as an insult against someone, who you think is particularly annoying. Schlongster is a newfound generational word, used by the most persistent and admired men and women. The word "schlongster" shall be used carefully and only in certain cases where you have earned it.

"Mike you are so annoying, can you stop being such a schlongster"

by Peterkaukaulanapa May 8, 2025

Schlongalingalong

Another name for the genitalia penis

"WOWZA! THATS A HUGE 67 SCHLONGALINGALONG!!"

by ZzzRocket October 1, 2025