sausage finger

an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN

by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009

sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

knicker sausages

In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps

her skirt was so short you could see her knicker sausages

by daly and harney June 12, 2008

sassy sausage

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

by Matilda Fanglehardt May 13, 2005

Sausage Flaps

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.

Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!

by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005