Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

by The Pulverizer April 28, 2011

Sad person

someone who writes a full essay on urban dictionary about their own name saying how beautiful and blessed and caring they are.

(they are NOT)

a sad person's text:
"Laurel is a beautiful person who may seem a little crazy but she actually cares for you bla bla bla all that crap"

by daaaamnthatshot December 4, 2020

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

Sad ass

Something that is both sad and badass at the same time.

That music video was sad ass

by SageBloop November 18, 2021

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

by Richard Haass March 13, 2022

sad dab

To dab sadly

“Hey John! How’s your Dad?” Me; “He left... *sad dab* “ John; “oh......”

by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019