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Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.
Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.
by The Pulverizer April 28, 2011
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Sad person

someone who writes a full essay on urban dictionary about their own name saying how beautiful and blessed and caring they are.

(they are NOT)
a sad person's text:
"Laurel is a beautiful person who may seem a little crazy but she actually cares for you bla bla bla all that crap"
by daaaamnthatshot December 4, 2020
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Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
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sad ho

a person who is sad only a daily and calls themselves a ho.
it's time to be a sad ho again.
by yikester August 27, 2017
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SAD FROSTY

After you and a chick rail a gram of Molly and wait 2 days to get depressed then you and your limp dick attempt to jerk off on her face.
Did you hear Harry and Sharleen had crazy molly night last Saturday and got together Tuesday and he gave her a sad frosty on her depressed face
by Ryan Rocko January 18, 2022
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xxxtentacion SAD!

A song by the american rapper XXXTENTACION that is only listened to by "fans" who didn't hear his songs before his death.
John: Omg im the biggest fan of XXXTENTACION, i've listened to SAD! for like 8 times now!

xxxtentacion SAD!
by orbitOwO November 8, 2018
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Sad Sarah

Essentially a negative nancy. Someone who has no self confidence or faith in themselves.
"Hey Sarah how fo you think you're going to do in the meet this weekend?" - Mike

"I don't think I'm going to do well..." - Sarah

"You're being a Sad Sarah!" - Mike
by MichaelSolati August 1, 2020
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