Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

by The Pulverizer April 28, 2011

Sad trash

When someone is so trashy that it's sad.

Becky sells weed to her mom she's so sad trash

by Dakota & spencer February 8, 2015

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

sad memer

Is a person that covers their depression with memes. They look like to be that happiest one in the room but really is dying inside.

"you think I'm happy all the time but really I'm just a sad memer."

by x__TacoLord__x December 13, 2017

Sad people

A person with no heart or soul, a person with a death wish

Hey have you heard of all the sad people jumping off buildings

by Deathwish34 July 1, 2017

kyle sad

When you get blackout drunk and cry in public, pee in your pants a little. Then call everyone the next morning and say sorry like a little bitch.

How sad are you?

I’m Kyle sad.

by Kylesad July 30, 2018

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020