Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.

My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.

by SuicideNote July 21, 2019

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Rob

Shortass

Rob is a shortass

by Lampyshortass27 April 30, 2019

Rob

Rob is the smelliest and most disgusting rabies infested raccoon , who likes to bully all the poor ferret family , robs are always mean because they have rabies and have no emotions because they have no heart. Robs are fully of garbage because thats what that twat eats on a daily .

eww its Rob he the one with rabies !!!

by ferrets4life101 May 10, 2019

Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

Rob High

A word used to define a picture of Rob Lowe you have stuck somewhere high like a ceiling or the top of a wall.

Friend: "Hey why is there a picture of Rob Lowe directly over your bed?"
You: "Oh that's just Rob High."
Friend: "In your head was that an answer to my question?"

by Bob-Joh December 1, 2019