richard santacruz

he is a little bitch

wow you're such a Richard Santacruz

by Jonatwan July 8, 2017

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Richard Easton

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .

RICHARD EASTON IS THE BEST CLOSER OUTER

by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018

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Richards Law

Anything can happen good, will get better!

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!

by MiniMarley December 18, 2018

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Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

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Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

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