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Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup
girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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post rip depression

"Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.

This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
Post rip depression hit me hard after my level 96 Raider got one shot by a rare mob.
by poeraces April 29, 2023
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Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
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The Silent Depression

Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…
by The Observers August 24, 2023
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postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over
(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.
by OldFart77 December 26, 2009
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Recession Proof

A job that will most likely not be effected by the recession.
My dad says his job is recession proof, so there's no need to worry. Merrill Lynch is still doing well, right?
by Shaq O'Neal March 15, 2009
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depression masturbation

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016
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