An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
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Unintentional reverse psychology, where threats made to get someone to obey you instead causes them to go against you.
Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.
Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.
Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
-"I told my boyfriend that it was me or the dog, but instead of getting rid of the dog, he dumped ME!"
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
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Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”
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Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!
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