Frances Punch

A sexual act shared between a man and woman. When oral copulation is occurring and the male is about to climax the female simply gives a quick, firm and hard punch straight to the balls. Similar to a donkey punch but given by the female. Proper execution of the Frances Punch involves a slight upper cut so the male doesn't see it coming.
"Oh Baby I'm about to Cum"
Insert a qucik uppercut punch to the balls and the Frances Punch is complete.
by Frances Punch March 19, 2007
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punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.
Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.
by Punchline67 April 22, 2006
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Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.
My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.
by Cyle Dean October 04, 2006
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gorilla punch

when you are doing a girl up the ass when she is about to cum pull ur dick out and punch her in the stomach and she will shit all over
by j duffman January 28, 2003
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Pelvic Punch

A devastating sexual maneuver that often leads to catastrophic vaginal failure, second degree concussions, and in rare cases a vegetative state.

Most often delivered by the male, a pelvic punch is the tightening of the groin muscles and genitalia into the resemblance of knuckles on a fist and forcefully gaining entry by lunging one's body in a straight-line motion as to deliver a bone-shattering shock wave of a destructive nature.

It is often used in third world countries as a primitive form of abortion.
1)
Victim: "I had to tell my parents why I'm using crutches today"

Assailant: "You didn't tell 'em I pelvic punched you did you?!"

2)
Patient: "Baby, (followed by a variety of clicks and pops)"

Village Elder: "Pelvic Punch? $3 American."
by The Bunghole-Brothers June 14, 2009
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Snooki Punch

(SNOOK-EE PUNCH)

A sucker punch administered to a woman.
Did you see Rhianna's face after Chris Brown snooki punched her?
by paulwm January 13, 2010
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Punched Lasagna

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.
by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014
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