Phuck

1.What you can say at work and when you get in trouble you can say that you were referring to fixing a phone

2. What you google because fuck is restricted

Me: Yo teach! Get phucked!

Teacher: We do not say “fuck” in school
Me: l was talking about fixing the phone

Me: You just said fuck completely out of context

by Yo mom’s mom’s mom’s mom’s mom August 4, 2019

Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes

is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D

god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha

by bubbleZZZZZZZZZ September 3, 2011

hockey puck

a reall really short and really really fat dick

thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".

by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

Pluck My Pubes

When you would rather "pluck your pubes" than do what was asked/suggested.

What? I'd rather pluck my pubes!!!
Oh yeah sure, I'll just go pluck my pubes and then do that!
I swear, I would've plucked my pubes over that!

by Pat and Myr September 24, 2010

Plucked chicken

pulling ones ball sack over his penis and tucking it into his waist thus causing a plucked chicken effect

gareth pulled his ball sack and placed it over his penis and tucked it in his waist line and everyone said it looked like a plucked chicken

by Big Geezer July 24, 2009

Puckapunyal

An army base located in Victoria, Australia. Similiar to Ancient Sparta, men born, raised and trained in the base are taught to show no mercy, take no prisoners and become the best and most ruthless soldiers in the world. Living a Packapunyal lifestyle is like living a Spartan one, just with guns. The name is derived from an the aboriginal language, meaning "Valley of the Winds"

"I was born in Puckapunyal"; I'm the tuffest son of a bitch around.

by Rednut909 September 29, 2009

Puck

Italian slang word, short for puckalina or puckalucy. A puck is another name for a vagina or pussy. Good to use when you don't want others to know what your talking about in public.

"Shit, what's that smell? Maybe it's coming from your puck!"

"I can't believe that big headed baby came out of that woman's puck".

puck

by slimshadey January 16, 2010