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National Press Avery Day

December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it
"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"
by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023
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Pressing Paralysis

The phenomenon occurs when multiple defenders are in position to challenge an attacking player, but due to hesitation, miscommunication, or uncertainty about responsibility, none of them step up to engage. As a result, the attacker faces less resistance than expected, often gaining space or time to advance. This defensive lapse is driven by a diffusion of responsibility, where each defender assumes another will take action, leading to collective inaction.
It was pressing paralysis at its finest, three defenders doing the ‘after you, sir’ routine while the striker waltzed through like he owned the place.
by ThinkingManCa April 3, 2025
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French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.
"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
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Press the button

start a course of action, particularly a nuclear conflict.
“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024
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Press

People that are usually are news reporters or newspaper writers that go too see report and publish news
Bodyguard: I will hold off the press.
Famous person: tell the press, no comment
by Proper definition April 6, 2019
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press

To go off on someone and scream in their face. Most of the time push them into a corner or surround them too.
Ben to Friend: I’m gonna go press Riley
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear
by violet2abby March 2, 2022
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Sank pressing

A Human male presses his dick up against glass.
by Dishongn December 2, 2016
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