Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

pre-listen

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

Pre-squeeze

When you rub one out in the bathroom before you have sex thus making you last longer

Random dude thot 1: yo remember that girl I brought home last night?

Random dude thot 2: yeah.

Random dude thot 1: well I did a pre-squeeze and I lasted for like 20 minutes longer!!

Random dude thot 2: uuuhhh why you tellin me this you gey as hell.

by L.T. Ligma March 17, 2019

Pre-Defense

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.

My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.

by Ccrobin August 30, 2018

Pre tingle

That moment when your horny and your like a little tingly kinda thing. Like butterflies in your stomach but down on your disco stick, before your erect (obviously, cus it would be 'pre')

*hot chick walks past*
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle

by Thisismypseudonymnotyours June 6, 2015

Pre-Vite

Pre-Vite: (Noun)

An invitation to an event that is sent out prior to the actual invitation for the purpose of gauging interest or availability.

We should have a 4th of july party, unless everyone is going to be out of town. We better send out a pre-vite to see if it's even worth it

by airman6563 July 8, 2011

pre rippage

the act of artificially ripping rippers, performed by slicing a hot dog before it is cooked.

Paul:Derick, your rippers arent near as good as mine.

Derick: Why?

Paul: Look at them, you obviously have some pre rippage goin on there.

by cyko420 January 20, 2010