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pre hoe

A hoe thats not exactly a hoe. A virgin that does hoe stuff.
Jody is a pre hoe. She fucked with the whole football, basketball and soccer team.
by Reaaaalllyy Real April 20, 2016
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Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink
Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!
by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010
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Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.
Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?
by Kentviknesh July 19, 2018
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Pre-Three

The ritualistic three times you have to smoke marijuana before getting high.
Guy 1: Hey, man, is Rachel smoking with us tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah, but she's going home early. She's just trying to get in one of her pre-three
by Jumping James July 19, 2009
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Pre tingle

That moment when your horny and your like a little tingly kinda thing. Like butterflies in your stomach but down on your disco stick, before your erect (obviously, cus it would be 'pre')
*hot chick walks past*
Guy 1 "awww man she's well fit"
Guy 2 I know right, got me a little pre tingle
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Pre-Defense

the feeling of preparing yourself for a discussion or an argument. You make sure that every fact, opinion or point that you want to make gets across exactly how you would want it to if you were actually saying it to someone in person. It makes you feel as if you "won" the argument or got your point across successfully because you actually thought it out, when in reality all you did was go over what you said to yourself in the shower, in the mirror, or even to your mom. Most people get this feeling when they know or feel as though they are about to get into an argument or if they feel heavily about a topic they already know what they want to say. Usually when it gets to the argument or the discussion most people forget what they "planned" to say and just start speaking without thinking about what they already thought about.
My roommate had a pre-defense to her and her boyfriend's argument.
by Ccrobin August 30, 2018
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Pre-People

He came pre-people
by mikefrommasco April 7, 2022
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