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Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.
Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021
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Water each other's plants

1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.

2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
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Plant

"hey whats that green thing over there?"

"Oh that's a plant."
by ImAlive.com August 31, 2021
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Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant
Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie
by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 9, 2021
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Ro Plant

by coekatjt November 22, 2021
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Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.
Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.
by that ho December 19, 2023
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