peep

Peeing and pooping at the same time.

Steve thought he only had to take a #2, but when he sat down he realized he needed a wizz as well. So Steve then proceeded to peep.

by Cords April 30, 2007

Sleepy peepee

When you cannot get it up despite all efforts.

"Wow did you hear, nathan had a sleepy peepee when with that one girl?"
"Really, that sucks."

by senor pockitz August 24, 2009

Peep

A small, unimpressive , and often flaccid penis.

It would have gone further but he had a tiny peep.

by SarahRat September 10, 2015

pull a lil peep

To overdose and die

Fuck life Imma pull a lil peep

by Hankydanky November 2, 2018

Lil Peep

A “rapper” no one listened too until he died.

Human: man, lil peep changed my life. I miss him. RIP Peep.
Me: stfu. You started listening to him once he died.

by 2+2= goldfish(purple) squared May 12, 2018

Peep Talk

When your boyfriend's penis is so tired that you need to give it an encouragement talk to get it hard again.

After the first 5 rounds, my boyfriend's peep (penis) was so tired I had to give it a peep talk to get ready for the 6th.

by ECat419 June 19, 2015

clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!

Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!

by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007