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Arm Panties 

Those totally un-cool arm sleeves that were first worn by professional bicycle riders because they ride from low valleys (hot temps) up to mountain tops (much colder). These removable sleeves can be rolled down to the wrist, or removed & kept in a pocket.

Lately, runners and all sorts of athletes (term used loosely) are wearing these things. Very not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, Lance Armstrong??
While trail running the other day with friends, we saw 2 dudes wearing arm panties. We followed them for miles and gave them un-ending shit.
Arm Panties by runnerDel July 29, 2009
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Dracula Panties 

A pair of panties after a heavy menstrual cycle
Harold was disgusted to find his moms Dracula Panties.

change her panties

to wash your car
dude, your trucks looking pretty dirty, you need to change her panties
change her panties by fishegg June 19, 2004
Perhaps the creepiest word ever invented. When said to a female during copulation it conjures images of kitty porn, and in that awful feel sick to your stomach way.

Panties are the things girls wear under their pants or ruffled skirt, may or may not have the days of the week written on them.

Why can't we come up with a better word?!??!?!
Drew gave out a low, SUPER creepy whisper, "...take off your panties..."
She immediately wanted to vomit, and turn inside-out and then vomit again.

Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

Robert Pattinson by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

punk panties 

A pair of underwear resembling, but no limited to, briefs or mankinis. They may be a thong, banana hammock, leopard print, string etc. These style of undergarments are usually worn by homosexual men.
I saw Thomas the Jap and Kidd Chris hanging out at the Bike Stop together wearing nothing but their tiger stripe punk panties.