Parenthood

One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.

John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day.

by SuperHappyGuy February 19, 2022

parentium

Da "base metal" element dat represents how children views their parents.

Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.

by QuacksO February 26, 2022

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

Parenticide

Killing a parent or a relative

The man committed parenticide and went to jail.

by knowledgeman-knows all March 17, 2022

paren

me

im paren

by parenuwu March 17, 2022

Papenhuyzen

the 3rd pedal in a manual (clutch 😍)

ryan papenhuyzen really came in clutch in the storm bunnies game

by your lover 💘 March 17, 2022

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022