Parascoping

When you shit in a public bathroom and you want to see if the coast is clear (especially when you know a cursplosion is on tap) so you turn your camera on and “parascope” under the stall wall and search for shoes. When the coast is clear then you can stock the pond with a bunch of brown trout without embarrassment!

Parascoping: Aw damn, those are Bob’s shoes two stalls down, he needs to finish his business and get back to work so I can fire off a couple of dook mortars

by C22narf October 24, 2022

Parastoo

Persian/Farsi word Honey traps the dictator regimes use them as agent for their political purposes (e.g. spying)

Before proceeding, let us see who these people are? Ordinary people? No, they are Parastoo—honey traps the Mullahs use for political purposes—in this case, they planned to fool the fact-finding community.
They are just governmental propaganda mercenaries who wanted to promote unreal deceptive image of Islamic Republic of Iran, We call them parastoo.

by Maz ID November 30, 2022

parasailing

A satirical synonym for paragliding, grounded in public confusion of the activity and the sport.

Sunday! Let’s do parasailing!!

by Whistling teapot September 2, 2022

paksima

goes all in for less when playing 1/2 poker. very talkative about things that make zero sense. is only rich on fridays and scrapes to get by throughout the week.

i’m going on tilt, aka pulling a paksima

by sweezy09 September 13, 2022

Parasite

Usually a female but can also be a male human being. Who are the worst life forms known. Thier character has no loyalty to either good or evil.A goddess is loyal to her god and vice versa, as well as a wife to a husband and a prostitute is to a pimp. Even a demon has loyalty to the Devil. The parasite has loyalty to only foolishness or childish behavior or self gratification and sexual impulses or substance abuse. And by all means will cross any line to make those things possible. A parasite goes through life unable to to do accomplish anything that takes time or dedication and focus. They are only concerned with with the false power that they think they are receiving from self sabotaging themselves as well as others. While simultaneously living in repeated patters of a constant never ending rotation of sexual partners and relationships that they become attached to until the host/sexual partner is either to weak or starts to fight against the low vibrating parasite and then they will quickly find another host.

She is beautiful on the outside but she is a parasite ,she will sleep with your friend or family member or arch rival just to get attention or simply because she is bored.

by Dr.Melindez January 1, 2023

parbster

To order lobster with the salmon, in which all the world's your tartar sauce.

When you parbster with a Lautner, ah.

by Komasan;3 February 15, 2023

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023