Sophie parker

The hottest bitch around with a big fatty, coolest person ik

"Omg is that kim k"
"no thats just sophie parker"

by fortnite_G0D May 25, 2022

Parker

The most generic white person you’ll ever meet that has a foot fetish.

God damn I fucking hate Parker

by Roving_boi November 21, 2021

George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

parker brown

Parker Brown is the best student in I.C.R.P.S and he is very cool

Parker Brown is an amazing student and he is too cool for me

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022

Dirty Parker

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020