Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

Nelle's paradox

When you're best friend whom you love a lot is also the person you are the biggest hater on

I love Caitlin but i also love hating on her, it's such a Nelle's paradox

by Neback January 2, 2025

Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?

“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”

by Huh 2020 November 2, 2019

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025

The “Stepford Paradox”

The stepford paradox is an ironic situation that occurs when life seems very rythmic and mundane day in and day out that it starts to seem odd. Liken to, if not insane.

The “Jones” are cutting their grass at 7:43am just like they have on every Tuesday morning for the last 7 years. It makes me feel like I’m living in The “Stepford Paradox”

by Greener Blues Hospitality LLC July 8, 2025

Pickle Jar Paradox

When you’re struggling at something then someone does the same exact thing, with zero effort.

Pickle jar paradox,
When your skinny friend opens the jar when your strong friend can’t. Zero effort…

by OnlyDictator14 July 17, 2025

Che Guevara Paradox

The Che Guevara Paradox is a phenomenon in which corporations (as well as individual's) claim to support the same ideologies of Che Guevara but in reality practice ideologies that are the opposite.

Person 1: it's always funny to see becky wear a Che Guevara Shirt dispite the fact that her family owns a diamond mine in africa.

Person 2: The Che Guevara Paradox continues...

by Dr. asdf September 2, 2025