Gender-pay gap

The biggest lie sold to humanity, only second to the existence of God, according to which women are paid less than men because they are women.
Often used by women who are unable to get promotions because they're simply not good enough at their job.

Taylor : I am a waitress and I do not get paid as much as my manager. This is gender-pay gap !!

by TheBiteMyBiscuitsGuy March 26, 2025

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Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.

Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

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Pai Sho-ing

The act of playing “Pai Sho”

“STAP TEXTING ME!!! I’M PAI SHO-ING!!!”

by treē September 9, 2020

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Pay law

Pay law is a a very popular nickname for someone who spends most of his soccer games on the bench. His nickname is so popular that people forget that he has an actual name.

“Pay law begged me to give him 5 mins”

-his soccer coach

by Pedri8 November 21, 2023

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National pay me day!!

National pay me day is held on the 13th of December, and is only useable by anyone born on this day. no one else. basically, if you were born on lucky number 13/12, your friends ABSOLUTELY MUST give you at least $1. they can give it to u any time, so if it is the day after or the day before your birthday on December 13th, they still ABSOLUTELY MUST pay you the money. so yes, that ABSOLUTELY MUST mean that all of Tay-Tay's friends will be down at least a dollar because they were forced to pay her. thank me later Taylor Swift :)

Person 1: omg its your birthday!!
person 2: yeah and u know what else it is!! hand it over!
Person 1: ugh fine, i totally forgot it was national pay me day!! today *hands over $10*

by i'm married to Shrek <3333 August 5, 2023

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