Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 09, 2018

Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.

Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.

by LandDownUnder August 09, 2020

loaf

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.

damn shorty is a loaf

by kidzkance November 22, 2019

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 05, 2010

loaf

morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.

man, Abbie is such a loaf

by vagilord November 18, 2007

Loafs

Loafs are a yummy snackk chocolate ie the best.

“Whats that?” “Loafs!”

by Loafsss February 24, 2021

Loaf

Money

“Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”

by Broamalyn October 02, 2018